Well, our last gig was pretty
rubbish....sorry about that, we really just couldn't be bothered.
And to be honest, your disgusting glaring eyes made me feel sick to
my stomach...the very deepest pit of my stomach.
You have no idea how much we hate you...
21 Jun 06
We can only say that we are very very
sorry... we hope young Chelsey makes it through the night - although
it's very unlikely. We're very sorry.
9 May 06
Good news for KC fans - we have recorded
our new album. So far we have sold 4 copies, which just about
covers the cost of the Big Mac I ate during rehearsals...now my
stomach can do little more than digest itself.
11th Jan 06
We have been working hard on the new
website, and here it is. Of course the amount of effort we
have put into creating this awful thing means that we have all
failed our A levels...we stand little chance of being anything more
than the people who clean your sick from the streets - God has long
since forsaken us.